Great Scott! Extension Fitness Has A Miracle Weight Loss Solution!
Did you know that we have developed a fool proof method for guaranteed weight loss?
It is an absolutely sure fire way to achieve a healthy weight. You simply cannot fail if you can do it!
So, what is it? What is our unique method?
It is … drum roll … time travel.
Yes, time travel!
Great Scott!
It is, indeed, too good to be true.
All you need to do is to step into the Delorian, fire up the Flux Capacitor and transport yourself to an era where there were;
very few tools which automated and robotised work;
very few vehicles which automated transportation; and
very few highly processed, energy dense, cheap (and EXTREMELY) tasty foods at your fingertips (as opposed to now, where this is a 24/7 reality)
It’s that simple. For the vast majority of you reading this article, that would be all it would take for you to achieve a shredded physique.
If for some reason time travel is not an option for you, it is likely that you’ll need to maintain your residence in the present.
And, because we presently have a situation where transport and labour are highly mechanised plus a food system where we are constantly surrounded by highly palatable energy dense food, maintaining a healthy weight is going to be tricky.
Don’t be too hard on yourself. Don’t compare yourself to magazine models and Instagram influencers.
Do have realistic expectations and do not be obsessed with attaining a perfect physique. Very often, people obsess about that sort of thing are not much fun to be around, anyway.
You can go a long way by getting enough movement and making some dietary changes. There are other simple (but sometimes hard) changes you can make which may yield a big difference - cutting back on engagements to prioritise sleep, finding a supportive sporting club (or gym, or trainer) or working with a Dietitian.
We love to help people who want to improve their health by maintaining a healthy weight. We’ll push you to focus on the long term for the sake of your health. Read more about it here and please get in touch if this interests you :)
P.S. Check out our happy customers below.
The Midvale chapter of weight watchers (men’s support group - Italian chapter) have shed 595kg collectively in the past six months in 1930s Australia
Barry and Fred have together shifted 54kg in 10 weeks since relocating to Alice Springs circa 1913. Previously, corporate law didn’t give them a chance to walk much. Now, they get so many steps each day that they like to a rest on a weekly basis each Wednesday (aka hump day).